May 2013
fuckyeahloldemort:
i dont even use tumblr anymore
tumblr uses me
“No I’m not gay.
No I’m not straight.
And I’m sure as hell not bisexual,...”
– Andrea Gibson, from “Andrew” (via novamantra)
me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
“My most important piece of advice to all you would-be writers: when you write,...”
– Elmore Leonard (via ilivetowriteandinspire)
Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Supernatural: CRYING
Sherlock: WAITING
Merlin: DEAD
Hannibal: Eating Merlin
thefandommenace:
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
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Vic: I hate when water tastes weird and I'm like "am I going to die?"
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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leftforbed:
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mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
TOTO I THINK WE'RE NOT IN TOKYO ANYMORE
redvira:
the subs DID NOT SAY THAT AT ALL
Why the fuck would you walk up to an unconscious furry pinned to a fucking tree and touch them
LIFE DECISIONS BY KAGOME
2boys1cup:
it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
gameandwatch:
you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
hi
1: What would you name your future daughter?
2: Do you miss anyone?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
7: How late did you stay up last night?
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20: Who did you last see in person?
21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Do you use chap stick?
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33: What do people call you?
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: What are you listening to right now?
37: What is wrong with you right now?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40: What is on your wrists right now?
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49: Have you ever been to New York?
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
yellowbrickrose:
you clever boy
and
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
mycroft-holmes-approves:
bodaciouscans:
ladyavenger:
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
#eat me like one of your french dishes hannibal
i fucking love this fandom ok
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misandrwitch:
Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
inuysha-link-lover:
algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
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the-vashta-nerada:
the-vashta-nerada:
it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why” and turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
#there will be a great noise #the fans will cry out in equal part...
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doctorwho:
clarabosswald:
souffleclara:
ATTENTION EVERYONE
ATTENTION EVERYONE
THE FANDOM IS COLLAPSING
I REPEAT
THE FANDOM IS COLLAPSING
BREAKING INTO A MILLION PIECES JUST LIKE CLARA
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